26 reasons why you should never, ever visit Mahone Bay

1. It's a pretty average place.
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Photo by Vision Air Images of Mahone Bay

 

2. With pretty average views.
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Photo by Becky Herman of the three churches

 

3. The traffic is horrendous.
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Photo by Barbara Feeney during the Father Christmas festival

 

4. Awful work/life balance.
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Photo by Callen Singer Photography at the Hub South Shore

 

5. Nothing to take a picture of.
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Photo by Vaughn Mullen / Outdoor Nova Scotia

 

6. Living next to the ocean must be so boring.
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Photo of the Sorca by David Welsford www.twentyeightfeet.com

 

7. Why would anyone want to get that close to the water?
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Photo by Jonathan Shadford, Mahone Bay Classic Boat Festival

 

8. All the houses are so dull and grey.
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Photo by Betty Meredith looking across to Amos Pewter

 

9. The architecture is so plain and boring.
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Photo by Betty Meredith of the Mahone Bay Bed and Breakfast

 

10. Nothing to see here, move along.
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Scarecrow Festival

 

11. The sun gets in your eyes.
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Photo by Lloyd Westhaver at Indian Point

 

12. Imagine waking up to this terrible view every morning.
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Photo by Betty Meredith from Edgewater Street

 

13. No one wants to spend an afternoon out in one of these.
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Photo by Betty Meredith during Schooner Week

 

14. Snow doesn't make the town look like a magical fairyland at all.
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Photo by Lloyd Westhaver looking down Edgewater Street

 

15. Why does the fall have to be so colourful?
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Photo by Betty Meredith of the Three Churches

 

16. This looks like a horrible place to hang out.
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Photo from Oakland by Catherine Rose Photography

 

17. They only just got their own micro brewery.
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Photo by Saltbox Brewery at 363 Main St

 

18. The market is covered in pumpkins.
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Photo by Betty Meredith of Jo-Ann's Deli

 

19. The shops are so uninviting.
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Photo by Betty Meredith along Main St.

 

20. Who wants handcrafted stuff anyway?
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Photo by Seamist Studio of their Mahone Bay nautical pendant

 

21. There are no local products for sale.
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Photo by Haskapa at their store on Main St

 

22. What's with the sunsets?
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Photo from Oakland by Lloyd Westhaver

 

23. There are no fun cultural festivals.
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Photo by Meg Craig Photography of the Scarecrow Festival & Antique Fair

 

24. The Father Christmas Festival is totally lacking in atmosphere.
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Photo by Callen Singer Photography of the Father Chisrtmas Festival

 

25. Strolling around the Sunday market? How pedestrian.
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Photo by Callen Singer Photography

 

26. Who can relax with all this scenery going on?
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Photo by Vaughn Mullen / Outdoor Nova Scotia

 

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